"The Greatest Phi Lamb"
It would only stand to reason that the greatest "Phi Lamb" would come from Epsilon Chapter since we were the greatest chapter PLE ever had.
To be named the greatest Phi Lamb, you would have to have served as an officer of the fraternity when you were in high school. The greatest Phi Lamb served in several offices as well as MNA. He did.
To be the greatest Phi Lamb of all times, you would have to have served on the field of honor which was the football field where, with fearless eyes, you vanquished the foe that came at you. He did.
To be the greatest Phi Lamb of all time you would have to have attended every reunion, meeting and function for the last 50 years. He did.
But in addition to attending each function, you would have had to work your ass off during the function serving your brothers. To be unquestionably the greatest Phi Lamb of all times, you would have to give up your having a good time to make sure your brothers had a good time. He did.
To be the greatest Phi Lamb of all time, you would have to stay in touch with your brothers on a constant basis. Today that has been achieved by writing on our webpage. He did.
And, finally and most importantly, to be named, without a doubt, the greatest Phi Lamb of all time you must never have fallen out with a brother Phi Lamb.
Unfortunately, that disqualifies me. As a matter of fact, at one time or another, I have fallen out with every brother. I know this disqualifies almost all but one.
That one would be, in my military mind, Alvie O'Brien.
Uncle Dave says from the heart, "Alvie, you are the greatest Phi Lamb of all time."